Dear, omnipotent Ben from Tumblr.   Oh, if only you were the one who could have slipped that shirt dress onto him during that convention to become his boyfriend, instead of that other  guy. Then he could have shown you how to be panache and sexylike, and  stand up to fight for your rights, and maybe later, engage in a bizarre  extraterrestrial reproductive process involving every orphis of your body, and his magical  tree you guess?

Dear, omnipotent Ben from Tumblr.

Oh, if only you were the one who could have slipped that shirt dress onto him during that convention to become his boyfriend, instead of that other guy. Then he could have shown you how to be panache and sexylike, and stand up to fight for your rights, and maybe later, engage in a bizarre extraterrestrial reproductive process involving every orphis of your body, and his magical tree you guess?

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    Already is, mate. Theres a blog floatin around here dedicated to this stuff.
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    This this this this. Can this become a Meme? Please?
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